Spike Collar Comedy returns with Carlos Valencia
Features: Jay Kendrick Chase Dyer Boston McCown!
Host: J.c. Ratliff
Open Chord Brewhouse & Stage
8502 Kingston Pike
Donations go to the headliners pay, no cover.
7:00 open Time.
8:00 show Time.
Through years of rigorous comedy research at the Carlos Valencia Intercontinental Institute for the Advancement of Shtick, Valencia's line of cutting edge jokes have set new standards in stand-up quality. His comedic leadership in the field of enhanced joke telling techniques manages to make audiences laugh at rates that meet and often exceed the industry average. Carlos' patented atomic punchline timing has been tested to far surpass the latest precision standards set forth by the American World Congress of Local Comedy. His state-of-the-art timing accuracy is designed to lose no more than one millisecond every 273 years. Carlos tolerates no less than utmost comedic operating excellence for guaranteed costumer success.
Carlos Valencia’s first time on stage was at a competition where the prize was a week-long booking on a cruise ship. He lost categorically and he is still yet to set foot on a cruise ship, but six years later Valencia has performed in over 30 states from Washington to Florida in comedy clubs, colleges, casinos, taverns, prisons, military bases, coffee shops, watering holes, speakeasys, roadhouses, redneck bars, punk rock clubs, country dance halls, metal dives, hip-hop joints, diners, bowling centers, back alleys, churches, bathhouses, and just about every nightmarish scenario a comedy booker can concoct. Ask your doctor if Carlos Valencia is right for you (side-effects may include dry mouth, hairy nipple, and death).
Stand Out Comic - Laugh Your Asheville Off Comedy Festival
Crackle.com/Improv Comedy Club National Contest Winner
2010 Trial By Laughter Comedy Competition
2011 Seattle International Comedy Competition
2012 Doug Stanhope's Big Stink Comedy Tour
2015 Laughing Skull Comedy Festival
2nd Place. Terrier Group. 1992.
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